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Season Firsts 2017-10-29

Not much overly interesting about a 10-2 win.  And it gets pretty lonely back in the net.  The mind tends to wander...

cue Waynes World 'doodle-oodle-oooo, doodle-oodle-oooo'

Investing money through stocks involves a bid-ask process, unless you're fine taking market price (amateurs).  Bid meaning what you want to pay, and ask is what you want to sell at.  I believe, on a personal level, that I should profit off stoners so I do this dance with a few 'weed' related stocks.  Buy low, sell high... not when you're high, when the stocks high.  My favorite is Radient Technologies.  Buy 1500 shares at $0.65, sell at $0.73 later in the week as to not make the bid-ask spread ridiculously untouchable, or blatantly obvious.  Eat $9.99 brockerage fee each time and repeat once a week or whenever the numbers match up.  $100/week x 52wks/yr means an additional $5200 in my RRSP's every year.  Suck it Denmark! (BTW I really dont like Denmark.  Happiest people in the world my ass) Did I mention the mind wanders?

 

Back to hockey and things related to the title "Season Firsts"

 

First time we got back-to-back nachos

First time we got out the the first without a goal scored on us... I think.

First time we had someone score 2 goals in the first 5min of a game and NOT end up with a hat trick

First time we've full a damn near full bench

First time Spenny wasnt a game minus

First time Gary was MIA... Nebs! (shaking fist in air)

First time the scorekeeper gave more credit than was due on shots.  I must have been asleep for about 15 shots cause I dont know if they got 27 pucks on net.

 

First period saw the "Landis Show" with some sniper fire early from the point and a 2-0 lead that turned into 3-0 by the end

Second period saw some more action at the Ice Hawks end with exception of a Ice Hawk tally at around the 4:45 mark.  Second ended at 7-1.

Third saw Landis hungry for the hatty but ultimately unable to finish off the hat trick, Brady dishing out some secondary assists while boldy wearing the #87, and Scrads showing a full game of intensity even though we were up by 9-2 I think at the time.  Final score 10-2.  Amount of fucks given by opposing goalie about halfway through the third: 0.

 

Other Gator news:

Michaels didnt hate Spenny this game.  However, something died in Michaels colon.

Spenny wasnt a minus.  Shocking.  I think he might have actually been a +1.  And no, I'm not drunk

Brady is setting up a fruit stand with 6 apples in 2 games

Lets give honorary #GatorOfTheGame to Spenny/Brady this time?

Gilly TOTALLY nailed the Jagr look.  Unsure if wig caused concussion / concussion related symptoms

Overton TOTALLY nailed the Iafrate skullet

5 man pinch TOTALLY worked this game

I TOTALLY don't know the protocol for stripping the goalie of a puck behind the net.  Can you started digging away at his feet?  Can you pin him against the boards?  So many questions.