The Saturday, Feb 10th version of Gator Hockey starred, wait for it....

BOOOOOOZE!!!

Shocking right?  I guess that's what happens when you don't have your regularly scheduled team knitting club meeting and Spencer can't make it to the game.  Things get a little out of hand, fast.  There's a few scenes missing from Saturday so we’re going to try to piece this together from what we can recall.

Sunday morning we all woke up and quickly discovered a tiger in our hotel bathroom, later it would be discovered that the was stolen from Mike Tyson’s estate and stuffed into a police car.  We had a valet ticket for that police car and pieced together that it was stolen by us in retaliation for impounding a classic Mercedes that we were loaned.  We also found out that morning that Dev married a stripper. 

Long and short of it we ended up finding Gilly on the roof because he was smart enough to toss one of the rooms mattresses from the top which got impaled by a statue.  We got the car back and found that there was an Asian guy named Leslie Chow stuck in the trunk. McRae did rainman and won us enough money to pay back Leslie Chow the $80k he thought we stole (more shocking here it that Eric can count let alone count cards).  We all got tazed at the police station by kids in exchange for the officers not having to admit some drunk guys stole their car and guns.   We can’t remember anything cause Filewich slipped us all ‘roofies’.  Overton is missing a tooth.  Someone should write a movie about this... possibly call it "The Hangover"  Fuuuuck I'm brilliant

As for the game we won 6-2.  Overton got the W and Dev won #GatorOfTheGame with a hat trick.  Gary took a cab home shortly after the shenanigans started and was quoted “I’m too old for this”

Other Gator News

Spenny was -2

Michaels sells stuff

Lowrey is taking some goalie training at PGI

Eddy from the wedding chapel is okay, it was just a flesh wound

We have a satchel with $80k in River Cree casino chips…. Know any autobody repair places that take payment in casino chips?

There is very little hockey mentioned in this update

Oh!  And the whole time Brock managed to keep both of his shoes on, so there’s that