Win streak ended at 8. 

Game summary in a nutshell:  Fog skate in and fire slappers from around the faceoff dot.  Puck goes in net.  Lowrey ponders curling up in the fetal position.  Fog win 9-3

Lets pretend that never happened and fill in this update with world events that have taken place since our last loss… shall we?

Prince Harry announces his engagement to American actress Meghan Markle (she’s hot)

Bitcoin futures to trade on the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and Chicago Board Options Exchange.  We still have zero clues as to how Bitcoin works

The Pontiac Silverdome, former home of the NFL's Detroit Lions and the NBA's Detroit Pistons, was to be partially imploded as part of its planned demolition; however, approximately 10% of the explosives do not detonate, and the attempted implosion fails.  I wonder if there has been an unrelated recent spike in explosive related crime in Detroit

Russia banned from the Winter Olympics. Any "clean" Russian athletes will compete under the name "Olympic Athletes from Russia".  Sarcastic oylmpic fans cheered them on while making seal noises and flapping their hands

The Great Internet Mersenne Prime Search announces the discovery of the latest largest known prime number, a Mersenne prime with 23,249,425 digits equal to 277,232,917 – 1

The European Parliament approves a call to ban electric pulse fishing.  I guess there goes our fishing trip.

SpaceX conducts the first static fire test of the Falcon Heavy rocket ahead of its maiden flight with Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster as a dummy payload

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moves the Doomsday Clock thirty seconds forward, to two minutes before midnight.  They haven't narrowed in on a specific day yet though.

Epcot announces that Circle of Life: An Environmental Fable would close permanently.  I’m heartbroken.

Egypt bans Saturday Night Live Arabia for using "sexual expressions that are inappropriate for viewers".  North American Saturday Night Live should be banned for “not being funny”

Other Gator News:

Lowrey slept in the fetal position Sunday night and got a good sleep

Spenny was minus infinity

Fog said nice words ALL game to Landis.  We'll remember that

"Egypt bans Gator Hockey for continuous useage of sexual expressions".  This is foreshadowing

Kyle doesnt know where Egypt is

Culbertson was an architect for the Great Pyramids of Egypt... cause he's old

Eric is still bed at math

This was Brocks worst game since Atom hockey