I was gonna start this one off saying “good things come in fours” but I used that already in January

Or that we, spoiler alert, wrangled a win from the Stealth but we’ve done that a couple times already as well

Or that we scored some “goals in bunches”, but “on further inspection” those titles have also been used.

Great, I gotta think of something original… again.

Types in “random sentence generator” into google.  Result yields “I want to buy a onesie… but I know it won’t suit me”.  Okay then… cant view the game online, and I’ve got a really random start point.  Here. We. Go

Onesies are just so damn cozy.  I bet the Stealth though that their lead going into the third was cozy too.  Ya know what?  It wasn’t (and I already covered that in line 2)

* Narrator sees the game had some penalties, associates with hockey term ‘pier sixer’, puts on Captain Highliner hat and eyepatch *

The sea was angry Sunday night Gator Fans, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli (Seinfeld reference). The combatants were an angry lot as well.  There wasn’t much on the line except pride (Stealth was getting tired of losing their booze coupons to us).  The blue colored stealth took to the ice against the green and yellow gators, and for the first two period seemed to have the lead. 

2-1 after the first with Dev grabbing first Gator blood, and Nebs drinking a sandpaper smoothy and getting gritty at the end of the period.  Stealth extended their lead to 3-1 early in the second but clawed back to 3-2 shortly after via Connie who had just finished off the Nebs smoothy.  Scrads, Michaels and Hutch saw some penalty box time for being bad boys

Then the third happened

We’ll say the third is like when a Gator decides enough is enough and gets you in one of those death rolls.

What is a death roll you ask?  It’s when a Gator performs a spinning maneuver to subdue and dismember prey.  The spinning maneuver, which is referred to as the `death roll', involves rapid rotation about the longitudinal axis of the body. 

In hockey related speak this translates into tapping the opposition for 4 goals

That happened via third period tallies from Nebs, Gilly, McRae, and Scrads.

I can only assume the boys may have got a little huffy, and may have poked the wrong bear at around the 11:55 mark of the third.  Connie and JT from the Stealth had a little disagreement that may have kind looked like a jousting session.  They went to the penalty box, felt shame and game ended 6-3 Gators

Nebs won #GatorOfTheGame… with intensity!!!!

Taillon picked up second win in relief of a babysitting Lowrey

Other Gator News:

Connie is nice to have around

Hnatiuk hates hockey… still

Hudson likes to set up the net, we like Hudson

Brady and Michaels are happy young men

Spencer wasn’t there and henceforth went a mandated -3