Okay, so usually its Spenny that gets all the grief on our team, warranted or not, but usually warranted. This one seemed to be on Michaels, or at least after the game, and a little bit before the game. And probably some on the bench too I'd imagine, but I play net so I miss out on the in-game hijinx.
We lost so the ACTUAL game anaylsis is gonna be limited. Dont wanna think about it. Psychologists call this "Repression". Neat eh?!
We lost 8-6, with 3pt nights coming from Detillieux, Tremblay, and McRae. McNamara / Tremblay duo looked awesome, Buckley was wheelin all over the ice, Fetting's flow was... well... flowing, and Shaw was literally rifling shots at the net. Literally. Overton got in the way of one and barely is alive to tell the tale.
Now to explain the title,
Pregame topic of conversation was basically about how bad Michaels is at Fantasy Hockey. Something about a trade that was ridiculous... yadda yadda yadda he's basically the Fantasy hockey version of Anakin Skywalker to the Spencer's Yoda. Spencer created a beast. Now the pregame COULD have been forgiven after the game with our regular consumption of cold or cold-ish adult beverages. COULD have. Michaels was on the beer schedule for this game and opted to the rarely purchased Sleeman Clear 2.0.
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If you're never had the pleasure of partaking in the comsumption of Sleeman Clear 2.0 I'm gonna do you a favour, DON'T. Horrible decision, just horrible. Even I have my limitations. Jordo has great taste in women, horrible taste in beer. I almost cut him. It was like sparkling water that went flat and someone used those home carbonation kits to bubbly it up again, and maybe added a drop or two of actual beer in the production.
So as a resolution, that will never happen again
Other Gator News
#GatorOfTheGame not given out on account of Gary was out in the parking lot getting shmammered on REAL beer after our performance
Spenny was rockin an Ole Euric Stag t-shirt, in which Erics current hair style was eerily identical to his current hair style
Gord ruined nachos, and that's fine. He gets to have bad nights, he's been a great addition to Gator Hockey
Lowrey stopped the same amount of shots as the Bulldogs goalie, unfortunately the Bulldogs had 2 more shots.
If Lowrey has a dog, he probably would have kicked it. In Pyschology that's Displacement
Writing these Gators news is the use of Sublimation
Look at you, you now know a few psycology terms!
Simple rule for life:
1) Dont touch my cope
2) Don't EVER touch my cope
3) You can touch my sister, but I'll go off the rails if you touch my cope.
4) see rule 1