Mighty Trojans.  Goaltending you want.  Defense you forgot

On the night when we should have been mowing through a plate or 10 of nacchaas while watching the BattleofBerta, we were instead lacing ‘em up for a 10pm tilt vs the Mighty Trojans.  I’ll keep this one brief so you can spend your time more wisely rewatching the gloriousness of that 8-3 win.

Pregame included Irrrk attempting to open a case of Old Mil, and Gilbert stanking up half of the dressing room.  Note:  do not feed that man anything with garlic.  After some people in hazmat suits from the CBRNE branch of Health Canada cleared the room, Scradley whipped out his big….. new carpet for putting on his skates and we proceeded with the regular fantasy hockey chirping, with progressive BOA updates as the next Gator waltzed into the room.

First period scoring started with the trojans but was quickly erased by a Trace bingo (assisted by Tastey and New Kev).  Gators chomped away at the go-ahead goal shortly there after via NewKev (assisted again by Tastey with a secondary to Irrrk who was still trying to wrap his head around how to open a case of Old Mil).  No penalties on the period and the Gators put up 15 shots to the Trojans 12.

Second started with the Trojans tying it up on their guys 27th goal in 9 games (going into the game, he’s averaging 3.25 goals per game BTW).  Add a minute to the clock and Scrads puts us back up by 1 from Overton and Resler, then all of 17 seconds later lead get extended as Overton notches one from NewKev and… Spenny?  Yeah, sure, why not.  Trojans close the gap to 1 at the 6min mark, only to have NewKev erase that before the period ended.  Checked, and Check again and yup, we threw 32 shots on the Trojans net.  Note:  That’s a lot of rubber for a guy to see.  I think Pornhub will be texting their goalie for an ‘artistic’ video.

Lowrey took a sleepy juice in the intermission ‘cause the Trojans forecheck swatted the puck off a Gator D-mans stick and glided into the net uncontested.  Meh.  The third saw the entire Trojans squad tuckered out on the way to 4 straight Gator goals (Scradley x2, Tastey, and a suspect, yet counted Gilly tally).

Final Score:  Gators 9 – Mighty Trojans 4

Shots:  Gators 70 – Trojans 40

Gillington stank up a #GatorOfTheGame nod

Lowrey stopped 36 for the W

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CBRNE is an acronym for Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and Explosive materials

Stop saying twofour

“Little things throw off shitty players” – Scradley

Making fun of Spencer, who was -4 for the record, never gets tired.